Here’s a quick story about Henry and his capacity for one-liners sent in to HelloHenry.com by Miss Lonelyhearts:

Me and a few friends went to see a Rollins spoken show in Atlanta in 1995. After the show we waited outside to catch a glimpse of him. He finally appeared through the backstage door, and the group of people waiting approached him slowly, fearfully, as if approaching a mean-looking dog that may or may not bite. Anyway, he’s signing autographs, and my friend’s girlfriend has a disposable camera. She asks him, “May I take your picture?” to which he replies: “May I take your larynx?” Awesome.