Henry Rollins Ringtones
Over at the official IFC website for The Henry Rollins Show you can find a bunch of delightful ringtones of Henry Rollins telling you to pick up your fucking phone. Preview and download the ringtones here.
This is our favorite:


I actually downloaded, almost a year ago, a ringtone of his just for when my adoring husband calls. It says something like this: “Hey this is Henry Rollins letting you know that your husband is calling. Yes that guy you’ve always wanted to ignore ever since you married him, so stay off the phone!” And he kind of chuckles as he says “so stay off the phone”. It is priceless. My husband loves it as well.