Monthly Archives: December 2007

Small Man, Big Mouth

A website dedicated to celebrity heights? Yep, it’s out there, and Henry Rollins is on it.

CelebHeights is an Entertainment database offering commentary, celebrity fan photos, quotes and gossip on the heights of Celebrities. If you’re wanting a fairly reliable guide, hopefully this is the place to come.

Who the hell needs a guide to the heights of celebrities!?! … stupid blogs like this one, I guess.

Hank’s entry on this site is followed by extensive comments by people debating how tall he is – 5’9″, 5’7″, 5’8″ … 5’6″? Oh my!

The Ass’s Ass

OK a gutter post for the ladiez (and fellas so inclined)… photos of Henry’s nude scene from the film Morgan’s Ferry. Ahh the magic of Hollywood, can you spot what’s missing from this picture? Click the image for more of Henry’s bum.

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Thanks to a HelloHenry reader for this post.

Corny Black Flag Concert Commerical


October 6, 1984

Hello Garofalo!

Here’s Henry Rollins and Janeane “Takeaphoto” Garofalo having fun on the red carpet a few months ago. And here’s a paparazzi video of Henry picking Janeane up form the airport. Go to ViewImages (type ‘henry rollins’ in the search box) to see the rest of the pics.

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His Neck Kicks Ass! – 3 x Beavis & Butthead Videos

Celebrating our 50th Post

Yesterday was HelloHenry.com’s 50th post! Who’d a thought there would be so much crazy shit out there? And there’s plenty more to come! I’d just like to take a moment to thank those who have linked to Hello Henry and made the site such a great moderate success! It’s great fun logging in every morning to find your silly comments about our silly posts. Thank yous to: Angela at the awesome Rollins-Archive, Mark at Rollins-News.com, Yorick at Rollins Causes and the fantastic Bruunski Beats Blog!

For today’s post, I’d like to share with you some of the search phrases people type into the Googles that leads them to HelloHenry.com

People looking for links on the Adam Sandler film ‘The Wedding Singer’ have instead landed on our post on Henry Rollins presiding over the marriage of Director Joe Lynch and his partner Brianna.

The Henry Rollins vs Glenn Danzig fight fantasy continues to be popular
‘henry rollins vs danzig’
‘rollins danzig’
‘henry rollins fight’

With 80% of the web dedicated to porn, it’s no surprise that some of that audience have accidentally stumbled upon this site. The phrase ‘ass lover’ has lead them to our post on Henry’s cheeky performance at a gig captured on video.

In the last few days one hopeful lass has been searching for info on Henry’s love life.. you know who you are!
‘henry rollins’ girlfriends 2007′
‘henry rollins girlfriend 2007′
‘henry rollins girlfriend 1995′
‘henry rollins girlfriend’

Henry Rollins on Pancake Mountain

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Pancake Mountain is a crazy kid’s TV show, sort of. Click here to visit the website and scroll down to view a video except from one of his appearances, and here to see the photos.

Henry Rollins Fan Tattoo

We’ve all seen people with the famous bars tattoos, but how about a Henry Rollins quote and autograph? Here’s one sent in to us by Sonya:

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2yo sings Rise Above

Pets impersonating Henry Rollins.. apparently

Straight from Flickr. First up we have “Piper as Henry Rollins”, next is a German Shepard with a Henry Rollins-esque “impossibly thick neck”. Hmmm.. only the owners of these pets could see this resemblance me thinks. Unless they know something about Henry that we don’t:

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http://www.flickr.com/photos/carmichaelsmith/449679227/

http://www.flickr.com/photos/insaneblaine/201077384/