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“QUIET!!!!!! NOT NOW!!!!!”
hah! i knew i could count on you.
I want *this* on a mousepad, dammit.
“I’m sure it was there this morning…”
I’m busy now. We’ll play later.
Are you sure you don’t want to sing this next verse?
“Hello, I love you won’t you tell me your name?”
You want to do what!!! Now?
Uhh… ROBIN!!!!!
Cockfight’s over! We have a winner… poor tarantula.
so far, jennifer had the best one, imo: (“not now, we’ll play later”).
“hey hammerin’ hank, what’s the next line? i forgot the fuckin’ words, man!”
“how the hell can i do a show like this…the burning is driving me nuts (pardon the pun)!”
“so *that’s* where i left the keys…get_in_the_van, boys!”
“i’m diggin’ my new “snake” tattoo!”
“that waxing did NOT go well…”
“dong-dong…hello!!”
“oh-no…not AGAIN!!”
“so *that’s* a man-gina?! whoa.”
“i love you, man!”
“…but he’s got the biggest balls of them all!”
“imagine the hell on wheels i’ll become when *these* suckers drop!”
“HANK_POUND…i mean, SMASH!! HANK NO LIKE INTERRUPTIONS DURING SHOW!!”
“peek-a-boo, i see you!”
“where have you been all my life?? oh yeah, in my left hand…”
“AWW, NUTS!”
“can i phone a friend?”
“did you hear the one about the punker, new waver and metal head?…”
“knock, knock! who’s there? tank. tank who? you’re welcome =)”
“What, right this minute? You should have gone before we started!”
“Wait up!One, two, yes! They are still there!!!”
“No, wait, they need some air first!”
“Hmm, yes, we have ever growing hair in there, but I can still remember when there were only 9…!”
“You two want to say something, don’t ya?”
what gone, GONE?
That damn titanium codpiece I ordered from NASA hasn’t arrived yet and after that kick in the balls from Kira, my nuts are going to swell up to the size of hen’s eggs! I’m polyorchid, was born with THREE testicles and after this f$$king tour’s over, I’ll probably only have TWO left! What I sacrifice for my public!! (Thank you folks. Shameless self promotion, nixskits IS on Twitter. As “nixskits”, not “Captain Caption”, as I’ve recently been coronated [THANK YOU!] I would have preferred the kooky name “Sexclamation Point!”! Frequent subjects include Henry, Howard Stern, hating lawyers, Canada, Saturday Night Live, films, music, podcasts and all kinds of other weird and wonderful stuff!)
*sigh, not again* Alright, which one of you mutherfuckers took my balls?