Comments on: Insert witty caption here http://www.hellohenry.com/2008/01/03/insert-witty-caption-here/ Your wacked out guide to Henry Rollins on the Internets Thu, 11 Mar 2010 02:53:00 -0800 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9.2 hourly 1 By: nixskits http://www.hellohenry.com/2008/01/03/insert-witty-caption-here/comment-page-1/#comment-2252 nixskits Mon, 08 Mar 2010 07:13:57 +0000 http://www.hellohenry.com/2008/01/03/insert-witty-caption-here/#comment-2252 That damn titanium codpiece I ordered from NASA hasn't arrived yet and after that kick in the balls from Kira, my nuts are going to swell up to the size of hen's eggs! I'm polyorchid, was born with THREE testicles and after this f$$king tour's over, I'll probably only have TWO left! What I sacrifice for my public!! (Thank you folks. Shameless self promotion, nixskits IS on Twitter. As "nixskits", not "Captain Caption", as I've recently been coronated [THANK YOU!] I would have preferred the kooky name "Sexclamation Point!"! Frequent subjects include Henry, Howard Stern, hating lawyers, Canada, Saturday Night Live, films, music, podcasts and all kinds of other weird and wonderful stuff!) That damn titanium codpiece I ordered from NASA hasn’t arrived yet and after that kick in the balls from Kira, my nuts are going to swell up to the size of hen’s eggs! I’m polyorchid, was born with THREE testicles and after this f$$king tour’s over, I’ll probably only have TWO left! What I sacrifice for my public!! (Thank you folks. Shameless self promotion, nixskits IS on Twitter. As “nixskits”, not “Captain Caption”, as I’ve recently been coronated [THANK YOU!] I would have preferred the kooky name “Sexclamation Point!”! Frequent subjects include Henry, Howard Stern, hating lawyers, Canada, Saturday Night Live, films, music, podcasts and all kinds of other weird and wonderful stuff!)

]]> By: bev http://www.hellohenry.com/2008/01/03/insert-witty-caption-here/comment-page-1/#comment-2107 bev Sat, 02 Jan 2010 19:33:35 +0000 http://www.hellohenry.com/2008/01/03/insert-witty-caption-here/#comment-2107 what gone, GONE? what gone, GONE?

]]> By: Soraya http://www.hellohenry.com/2008/01/03/insert-witty-caption-here/comment-page-1/#comment-929 Soraya Wed, 01 Jul 2009 04:45:09 +0000 http://www.hellohenry.com/2008/01/03/insert-witty-caption-here/#comment-929 "Wait up!One, two, yes! They are still there!!!" "No, wait, they need some air first!" "Hmm, yes, we have ever growing hair in there, but I can still remember when there were only 9...!" "You two want to say something, don't ya?" “Wait up!One, two, yes! They are still there!!!”

“No, wait, they need some air first!”

“Hmm, yes, we have ever growing hair in there, but I can still remember when there were only 9…!”

“You two want to say something, don’t ya?”

]]> By: sdghljieasrhdkl http://www.hellohenry.com/2008/01/03/insert-witty-caption-here/comment-page-1/#comment-84 sdghljieasrhdkl Sun, 08 Mar 2009 04:08:12 +0000 http://www.hellohenry.com/2008/01/03/insert-witty-caption-here/#comment-84 "What, right this minute? You should have gone before we started!" “What, right this minute? You should have gone before we started!”

]]> By: captain sensible http://www.hellohenry.com/2008/01/03/insert-witty-caption-here/comment-page-1/#comment-86 captain sensible Tue, 27 Jan 2009 06:22:00 +0000 http://www.hellohenry.com/2008/01/03/insert-witty-caption-here/#comment-86 so far, jennifer had the best one, imo: ("not now, we'll play later"). "hey hammerin' hank, what's the next line? i forgot the fuckin' words, man!" "how the hell can i do a show like this...the burning is driving me nuts (pardon the pun)!" "so *that's* where i left the keys...get_in_the_van, boys!" "i'm diggin' my new "snake" tattoo!" "that waxing did NOT go well..." "dong-dong...hello!!" "oh-no...not AGAIN!!" "so *that's* a man-gina?! whoa." "i love you, man!" "...but he's got the biggest balls of them all!" "imagine the hell on wheels i'll become when *these* suckers drop!" "HANK_POUND...i mean, SMASH!! HANK NO LIKE INTERRUPTIONS DURING SHOW!!" "peek-a-boo, i see you!" "where have you been all my life?? oh yeah, in my left hand..." "AWW, NUTS!" "can i phone a friend?" "did you hear the one about the punker, new waver and metal head?..." "knock, knock! who's there? tank. tank who? you're welcome =)" so far, jennifer had the best one, imo: (“not now, we’ll play later”).

“hey hammerin’ hank, what’s the next line? i forgot the fuckin’ words, man!”

“how the hell can i do a show like this…the burning is driving me nuts (pardon the pun)!”

“so *that’s* where i left the keys…get_in_the_van, boys!”

“i’m diggin’ my new “snake” tattoo!”

“that waxing did NOT go well…”

“dong-dong…hello!!”

“oh-no…not AGAIN!!”

“so *that’s* a man-gina?! whoa.”

“i love you, man!”

“…but he’s got the biggest balls of them all!”

“imagine the hell on wheels i’ll become when *these* suckers drop!”

“HANK_POUND…i mean, SMASH!! HANK NO LIKE INTERRUPTIONS DURING SHOW!!”

“peek-a-boo, i see you!”

“where have you been all my life?? oh yeah, in my left hand…”

“AWW, NUTS!”

“can i phone a friend?”

“did you hear the one about the punker, new waver and metal head?…”

“knock, knock! who’s there? tank. tank who? you’re welcome =)”

]]> By: charles http://www.hellohenry.com/2008/01/03/insert-witty-caption-here/comment-page-1/#comment-87 charles Wed, 17 Dec 2008 11:12:20 +0000 http://www.hellohenry.com/2008/01/03/insert-witty-caption-here/#comment-87 Cockfight's over! We have a winner... poor tarantula. Cockfight’s over! We have a winner… poor tarantula.

]]> By: arytmis http://www.hellohenry.com/2008/01/03/insert-witty-caption-here/comment-page-1/#comment-85 arytmis Fri, 05 Dec 2008 03:39:59 +0000 http://www.hellohenry.com/2008/01/03/insert-witty-caption-here/#comment-85 Uhh... ROBIN!!!!! Uhh… ROBIN!!!!!

]]> By: athina http://www.hellohenry.com/2008/01/03/insert-witty-caption-here/comment-page-1/#comment-83 athina Tue, 07 Oct 2008 14:23:04 +0000 http://www.hellohenry.com/2008/01/03/insert-witty-caption-here/#comment-83 You want to do what!!! Now? You want to do what!!! Now?

]]> By: Sabina http://www.hellohenry.com/2008/01/03/insert-witty-caption-here/comment-page-1/#comment-82 Sabina Tue, 01 Apr 2008 04:06:24 +0000 http://www.hellohenry.com/2008/01/03/insert-witty-caption-here/#comment-82 "Hello, I love you won't you tell me your name?" “Hello, I love you won’t you tell me your name?”

]]> By: Jami http://www.hellohenry.com/2008/01/03/insert-witty-caption-here/comment-page-1/#comment-81 Jami Sun, 13 Jan 2008 23:07:03 +0000 http://www.hellohenry.com/2008/01/03/insert-witty-caption-here/#comment-81 Are you sure you don't want to sing this next verse? Are you sure you don’t want to sing this next verse?

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