HelloHenry.com feels compelled to clear something up for the scores of women on a google quest to uncover the nature of Henry Rollins relationship to the lady behind the camera in the Battling Tops clips, Heidi May.

The reason we feel compelled to do this is that we’re a little concerned about said women wasting away their precious time searching the internets in order to find out. Especially when there aint no www.isheidimayhenryrollinsgirlfriend.com to give them the answer.

You see, when I log into this blog everyday to answer your fan mail, approve your comments and check the latest visitor stats, this is what I see when I cast my eyes over the search words that people type into the googles which leads them to HelloHenry.com:

I repeat: every single day.

Let’s just ignore the fact someone has searched for “glen danzig” nazi and stick to the subject at hand. For reasons best left alone, some people really wanna know what the deal with Heidi and Henry is. And because we at HelloHenry.com consider ourselves good samaritans and upstanding members of the internet community, I feel obliged to set the record straight.

Are you ready Googlers? This one’s for you:

Heidi May works at Henry’s company 2.13.61. She is married, but not to Henry.

There, I guess that means he’s still available then. Keep the dream alive! Watch out for that Garofalo though… opps, I shouldn’t have mentioned that. I guess you’ll start googling her now too…

Heidi Facts!

• Heidi was initially employed at 2.13.61 as a publicist.
• She was instrumental in the making of Rise Above, the benefit CD produced by Rollins for the West Memphis Three
• She loves the New York Dolls and the Rolling Stones
• She was in a band called The Puppies who’s ambition was “to be big in Japan”. Their song ‘I’ll Kick Your Ass’ can often be heard on Henry’s radio show.
• She was a co-producer of The Henry Rollins Show and hosted the music segment in its early series.
• She affectionately refers to Henry as ‘ASS’ and ‘Half-Truth Henry’

Heidi on the Internets:

Heidi May Shrine - Heidi has her own legion of fans. The reasons for this are obvious. Her kick arse band The Puppies being one. Let’s face it, she’s way cooler than Henry and he’d be without many amusing anecdotes for his spoken word shows if not for Heidi. Nor would he have a couch.

Despite the fact they fight like an old married couple, Henry still counts Ms May as one of his favorite things.

She even pops up on his radio show every now and then… although it’s not clear if she’s ever invited.

And what does Heidi think of Henry’s love life? There’s a nice article over at OC Register in which Heidi muses on the subject.