It is true, on the internets there is a blog for every interest imaginable. If your passion is celebrity real estate, man, do I have the blog for you! Berg Properties’ Big Time Listings blog is the place to get the scoop on the latest celebrity homes to hit the market. Berg recently reported that a deal is imminent on the home of “rocker, actor and activist” Henry Rollins. Photographs of the property reveal the “utilitarian hovel” to perhaps be not so befitting of the term.
Note The Lurkers poster on the wall… I’d like to think that the flower arrangements featured in each room expose Henry’s secret hobby, but alas, high end real estate agents come armed with lighting and goodies when they take their snaps. They probably needed a truck load of em to spice up Henry’s minimalist bachelor pad decor (now that, is utilitarian!). But no amount of trinkets and dead flowers can hide the fact it’s a big eerie, empty house.
See the full post and photos at Big Time Listings.
Thanks to a HelloHenry reader for the tip on today’s post.
the utilitarian hovel description predates this house i believe. although it kinda does fit the lack of considerable house-bling inside and the outside. that bathroom would make me think less of the previous owner i must confess. i’m not sure i would wanna be caught dead jerking off into that sink.
I have a very strange feeling now. I almost feel like a peeping tom, knowing where he lives.
Kanniej – I know what you mean! I actually wasn’t going to post this until the place was sold.. but a zillion other blogs and one of the Rollins fan sites had already posted it.. apparently no one thought twice about privacy issues… that’s the celebrity culture for ya!
I feel oddly weird yet… fulfilled in a way, seeing the inside of his house. Always pictured him in a place with lots of hardwood floors and windows.
Get real. Rollins doesn’t live there anymore. He moved out and the agents staged the property. Hank moneybags bought up with his aw shucks persona. He’s no Ian.
You feel fulfilled omg ,lmao I not laughing at you I am laughing at the fact I promise.
Oh wait yall realize somewhere someone is already hunting his new address. I do feel sorry for some of these people who have their home addresses all over the net. Then I feel really ashamed for looking at picks of his house I am a bad person and im ok with it.
No sign of the “cum stained futon” anywhere.