Henry and a young fan

Henry Rollins and young fan, originally uploaded by ifanboy.

@ San Diego Comic-con 2007
Photo by LindsayFlanagan.com

Crazy Ass Lover

In the early 1990s at a club in Sydney, Australia, one brave young man ambushed Henry on stage, leading to this cheeky show for the audience:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5WDyhZ1fIs

Rollins Rolls Morrissey

When Henry hosted the music video show Rage on Australian TV, he raised a few eyebrows by choosing to play the video for November Spawned a Monster by the object of his disdain, Morrissey. He explains:

“The reason I picked Morrissey, because in my opinion Morrissey just embodies every horrible trait that a human can possibly possess. I mean he’s British he doesn’t have to work very hard. I mean they have a handicap anyway. You notice all the great musicians who are English, moved. Ozzy Osbourne, Geezer Butler, Tony Iommi and Bill Ward the members of Black Sabbath one of the worlds most greatest bands, even though they are English. They moved to America which is great.

“I just love this video because it captures our hero Morrissey lounging about on lonely isolated terrain in this hilarious shirt and I just… when ever I see the video of ‘November Spawned A Monster’ I’m always here with a twinge of regret that it was not I who got to direct this video because in the last scene Morrissey would just be dowsed with gasoline and set on fire. And then we’d just get some wild sound that could just catch the sound of this hair and the polyester shirt burning into his skin and his last cries on earth. And what we could do is we could take that and put a house beat behind it, put it on a 12 inch and sell it to all these emaciated kids with bad teeth, who don’t have enough vitamin c, who never get outside. It’s like, Morrissey cheer up! It’s not that bad! When you have as much money as that guy does, I’d be happy. You know David Lee Roth once said money can’t buy you happiness but it can buy you a boat big enough to sail right up next to it (laughs) so I think the guy should cheer up.

“So I think we should play this video today to show everybody you know the traits they shouldn’t cultivate. Look at Morrissey and just be… jump up and down in joy that you’re not him. That’s why. And I know that this might be a little cruel and I might of bashed our beautiful friends over there in Britain and you know I really don’t care. I really don’t care. Personally I wouldn’t want to burn him up. I would like to tie him to a chair and tease him until he pees his pants and promises never to do it again.”

Battling Tops!

Clip from the upcoming film on office life at 2.13.61

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We’re gonna have a halloween party tonight!

Henry Rollins Pumpkin Carving



Candy Apples and Razorblades., originally uploaded by wildestallynz.

Henry Rollins on the Drew Carey Show

By popular demand! Henry Rollins on the Drew Carey Show, 2002.

Videogame Lookalikes

From Videogame Lookalikes:

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Henry Rollins’ Toes

This gem was discovered on the personal website of a Rollins fan many, many years ago. When you’re a gay man with a foot fetish and a thang for Henry Rollins and you put pen to paper, this is happens:

Henry Rollins' Toes
Obsessed, you say--well, I suppose it's true.
Minor obsession, perhaps, but no less strong
For all of that.  I can't believe it's wrong,
I feel no shame exposing it to view.
I don't expect, of course, any of you
To share it, though I hope you'll smile along
As we start our trip.  You need only belong
To that queer club (are we many or are we few?)
	 That know that Henry Rollins in the one,
	 The sexiest man of all:  underline man:
	 Not hunk, not face, not look alone, but all
	 That makes a man a mensch...look what I've done!
	 Digressed to avoid the truth

Make Lunch Not War

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