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Henry Rollins is a Hummusexual

As are we! Anyone else a hummusexual too?

Hummusexual (hum·mus·sex·u·al)
adjective
1. Of, relating to, or having a sexual orientation to pummeled chickpeas.
noun
1. someone who practices hummusexuality; having a sexual attraction to persons who are vegan and eat hummus

With thanks to Rollins Causes.

“Henry Rollins is fat and its all my fault”

Hello Henry reader Zander sent in this message the other day, explaining how she made Henry Rollins fat:

I got my son a Wii for Christmas this year. I had a little too much fun making the little people (Mii’s) on it.. before I knew it, I had Dr. Drew Pinsky, Jack Black, Mario the Plumber and HENRY ROLLINS!

Yesterday I bought the Wii Fit. It only seemed right to use my Henry Mii as my character (fitness guru that he is) the problem is that when the Wii Fit took my weight and age to figure my BMI.. it caused my Mii to look fat! (since my BMI is so bad).. so now I have incentive to use the Wii Fit..

Henry Rollins is fat and it’s all my fault! lol

But.. rest assured, Henry is having fun during Wii Fit Yoga, Wii Fit Hula Hoop and Wii Fit Step Aerobics class!

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-Zander

Zander, is your Henry Mii wearing pants?!

Gettin’ Crafty With Henry

Today we start a series of posts on the phenomenon of people using Henry Rollins for their craft projects. Today’s post, a bit a needlework by tiniestmonkey.

With thanks to Rollins Causes.

Henry Rollins Secret Life

.. as a ball player for the Cincinnati Reds in the 1990s?

Go see for your self! - It sure does look like him!

Thanks to Rollins Causes for today’s post.

Drawing Henry.. with Anime Hair

Drawing of Henry Rollins by a Japanese student (#17)

Drawing Henry… all emo n shit

Drawing of Henry Rollins by a Japanese student (#16)

Don Bolles and Henry Rollins, Target Video @ MOCA



Target Video @ MOCA, originally uploaded by rena kosnett.

I Can Has Coffee?

In case you missed it, Hello Henry reader Chriss posted a few Rollins macros in this comment. Here’s a new one for the coffee freaks out there.

Floating Henry Rollins Head Haiku

Oldie but a goodie. I can’t believe it’s taken this long for me to post this gem. Thanks to Hello Henry reader Patricia for reminding me!

Drawing Henry.. with Bull

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Drawing of Henry Rollins by a Japanese student (#15)