As are we! Anyone else a hummusexual too?

Hummusexual (hum·mus·sex·u·al)
adjective
1. Of, relating to, or having a sexual orientation to pummeled chickpeas.
noun
1. someone who practices hummusexuality; having a sexual attraction to persons who are vegan and eat hummus

With thanks to Rollins Causes.

Hello Henry reader Zander sent in this message the other day, explaining how she made Henry Rollins fat:

I got my son a Wii for Christmas this year. I had a little too much fun making the little people (Mii’s) on it.. before I knew it, I had Dr. Drew Pinsky, Jack Black, Mario the Plumber and HENRY ROLLINS!

Yesterday I bought the Wii Fit. It only seemed right to use my Henry Mii as my character (fitness guru that he is) the problem is that when the Wii Fit took my weight and age to figure my BMI.. it caused my Mii to look fat! (since my BMI is so bad).. so now I have incentive to use the Wii Fit..

Henry Rollins is fat and it’s all my fault! lol

But.. rest assured, Henry is having fun during Wii Fit Yoga, Wii Fit Hula Hoop and Wii Fit Step Aerobics class!

-Zander

Zander, is your Henry Mii wearing pants?!

Today we start a series of posts on the phenomenon of people using Henry Rollins for their craft projects. Today’s post, a bit a needlework by tiniestmonkey.

With thanks to Rollins Causes.

.. as a ball player for the Cincinnati Reds in the 1990s?

Go see for your self! - It sure does look like him!

Thanks to Rollins Causes for today’s post.

Drawing of Henry Rollins by a Japanese student (#17)

Drawing of Henry Rollins by a Japanese student (#16)

In case you missed it, Hello Henry reader Chriss posted a few Rollins macros in this comment. Here’s a new one for the coffee freaks out there.

Oldie but a goodie. I can’t believe it’s taken this long for me to post this gem. Thanks to Hello Henry reader Patricia for reminding me!

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Drawing of Henry Rollins by a Japanese student (#15)