As brought to our attention by Hello Henry reader Raequel, the Clip of the Month page on 21361.com has quietly disappeared. Is this the end of Heidi’s hilarious hijinks? Or maybe Henry got tired of being approached by fanatics in the street waving pieces of chocolate in his face and taunting him with “EAT THE CHOCOLATE!”
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Morrissey Fans Invade Hello Henry!
Well, not quite. But one fan took great offense to this Rollins rant against Morrissey we posted a while ago. He/she/it couldn’t help but leave this comment. Talk about taking shit too seriously! I’m thinking a new line of t-shirts is in order, reminiscent of the “Team Jolie” and “Team Aniston” tees that emerged after Brad and Jen broke up.. Go Team!
Bandwidth Crisis Avoided!
Phew! We just made it to the end of the month without exceeding our bandwidth, but only just! When I started this blog last October I never expected it to receive this much traffic. I know Henry Rollins fans are a loyal and enthusiastic bunch (not to mention extremely funny, good looking and just generally the finest bunch of fanatics you could ever meet), but HelloHenry.com is gettin’ so much lovin that we’ve had to move hosts to accommodate the increasing googles and internets traffic.
We’re currently in the process of moving the blog to the new host. Please let me know if you come across a problem with the site due to the move. We’ll be returning to our regular programing next week. I can’t wait to unleash the next series of posts on you all, there’s some hilarious original and exclusive content heading your way very soon!
PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT RE: HENRY ROLLINS AND HEIDI MAY
HelloHenry.com feels compelled to clear something up for the scores of women on a google quest to uncover the nature of Henry Rollins relationship to the lady behind the camera in the Battling Tops clips, Heidi May.
The reason we feel compelled to do this is that we’re a little concerned about said women wasting away their precious time searching the internets in order to find out. Especially when there aint no www.isheidimayhenryrollinsgirlfriend.com to give them the answer.
You see, when I log into this blog everyday to answer your fan mail, approve your comments and check the latest visitor stats, this is what I see when I cast my eyes over the search words that people type into the googles which leads them to HelloHenry.com:
I repeat: every single day.
Let’s just ignore the fact someone has searched for “glen danzig” nazi and stick to the subject at hand. For reasons best left alone, some people really wanna know what the deal with Heidi and Henry is. And because we at HelloHenry.com consider ourselves good samaritans and upstanding members of the internet community, I feel obliged to set the record straight.
Are you ready Googlers? This one’s for you:
Heidi May works at Henry’s company 2.13.61. She is married, but not to Henry.
There, I guess that means he’s still available then. Keep the dream alive! Watch out for that Garofalo though… opps, I shouldn’t have mentioned that. I guess you’ll start googling her now too…
Heidi Facts!
- Heidi was initially employed at 2.13.61 as a publicist.
- She was instrumental in the making of Rise Above, the benefit CD produced by Rollins for the West Memphis Three
- She loves the New York Dolls and the Rolling Stones
- She was in a band called The Puppies who’s ambition was “to be big in Japan”. Their song ‘I’ll Kick Your Ass’ can often be heard on Henry’s radio show.
- She was a co-producer of The Henry Rollins Show and hosted the music segment in its early series.
- She affectionately refers to Henry as ‘ASS’ and ‘Half-Truth Henry’
Heidi on the Internets:
Heidi May Shrine – Heidi has her own legion of fans. The reasons for this are obvious. Her kick arse band The Puppies being one. Let’s face it, she’s way cooler than Henry and he’d be without many amusing anecdotes for his spoken word shows if not for Heidi. Nor would he have a couch.
Despite the fact they fight like an old married couple, Henry still counts Ms May as one of his favorite things.
She even pops up on his radio show every now and then… although it’s not clear if she’s ever invited.
And what does Heidi think of Henry’s love life? There’s a nice article over at OC Register in which Heidi muses on the subject.
Hello Feet!
One of our earlier posts featured a poem about Henry Rollins by a fan with a serious foot fetish. It’s come to our attention that this foot lovin’ poet is not the only one with Hank’s feet on their mind. So for you, dear feet lovers, here’s some hardcore foot porn… on this website dedicated to pics of celebs with barefeet, there is, you guessed it, a gallery of a barefoot Henry Rollins. If that’s not enough to knock your socks off, how about your mittens? We wouldn’t want to leave you hand lovers out, so here’s a gallery of Hank’s hands as well.
Small Man, Big Mouth
A website dedicated to celebrity heights? Yep, it’s out there, and Henry Rollins is on it.
CelebHeights is an Entertainment database offering commentary, celebrity fan photos, quotes and gossip on the heights of Celebrities. If you’re wanting a fairly reliable guide, hopefully this is the place to come.
Who the hell needs a guide to the heights of celebrities!?! … stupid blogs like this one, I guess.
Hank’s entry on this site is followed by extensive comments by people debating how tall he is – 5’9″, 5’7″, 5’8″ … 5’6″? Oh my!
Celebrating our 50th Post
Yesterday was HelloHenry.com’s 50th post! Who’d a thought there would be so much crazy shit out there? And there’s plenty more to come! I’d just like to take a moment to thank those who have linked to Hello Henry and made the site such a great moderate success! It’s great fun logging in every morning to find your silly comments about our silly posts. Thank yous to: Angela at the awesome Rollins-Archive, Mark at Rollins-News.com, Yorick at Rollins Causes and the fantastic Bruunski Beats Blog!
For today’s post, I’d like to share with you some of the search phrases people type into the Googles that leads them to HelloHenry.com
People looking for links on the Adam Sandler film ‘The Wedding Singer’ have instead landed on our post on Henry Rollins presiding over the marriage of Director Joe Lynch and his partner Brianna.
The Henry Rollins vs Glenn Danzig fight fantasy continues to be popular
‘henry rollins vs danzig’
‘rollins danzig’
‘henry rollins fight’
With 80% of the web dedicated to porn, it’s no surprise that some of that audience have accidentally stumbled upon this site. The phrase ‘ass lover’ has lead them to our post on Henry’s cheeky performance at a gig captured on video.
In the last few days one hopeful lass has been searching for info on Henry’s love life.. you know who you are!
‘henry rollins’ girlfriends 2007′
‘henry rollins girlfriend 2007′
‘henry rollins girlfriend 1995′
‘henry rollins girlfriend’
Henry Rollins Fan Tattoo
We’ve all seen people with the famous bars tattoos, but how about a Henry Rollins quote and autograph? Here’s one sent in to us by Sonya:
Another Aaron does Rollins
What is it with people called Aaron impersonating Henry Rollins? (see previous post). Here’s another one, aged three. “My 3 year old son is a punk fan who digs Henry Rollins.”
