Tag Archive: Video

Henry Rollins as Vanilla Ice

You read right, Henry Rollins doing his best sunken cheek Vanilla Ice impersonation in the video to Pop Goes The Weasel by 3rd Bass. Watch it to the end!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pGDiKw9jxbM

Eat the chocolate!

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Rollins Rolls Morrissey pt.2

You might remember this post from a couple of months ago, a transcript of Henry’s diatribe against England’s daftest son, Morrissey, while hosting the Australian music video program Rage many many years ago. Well, now here’s the video! (Set up: He’s explaining why he picked the video ‘November Spawned a Monster’)

Weird Rollins Video on YouTube..

.. titled ‘Henry Rollins on the toilet’.

Hello Kato

kato.gifYears ago Henry had a cat named Kato. This cute little furball even had a mention on the 2.13.61 website as an honorary member of staff. Below is an excerpt from an interview with Maynard (Tool) and Henry where Kato makes an appearance:

(Henry’s cat saunters in.)

94e8_1_b.JPGRIP: Oh, a kitty. What’s his name?

HR: Kato. He was given to me by my management. They kind of just dumped him on my lap and said, “Merry Christmas and happy birthday combined.” he was like this big (makes a kitten-size measurement),and I was going, “Vet Bills. Cat pans. Hair. I don’t want you!” and I put him on the floor. And like a day later, I’m, oh, petting him and like two weeks later, “Oh, awww –”

MK: Like wandering around going, “Oh I bought him some booties!”

HR: Yeah, now I’ve got cat toys all over the place, pictures of him everywhere. I’ve got pictures of him in my backpack and I’m somewhere and I’ll like pull out the picture of the cat. “What are you looking at?” “The cat.” People come up, and all these girls go,”Awww –”

MK: Like hearing my grandmother, talk to her dog that way — “Ooo– puppy!” and I said I’d never do that, ever! And now I have two dogs and I talk like an imbecile! I wander around, “Ooo! You want food!” I’ve turned into a fucking moron.

[ Click here for full interview ]

In the following video that features a piece on the release of Get In The Van, at about 3mins in you can catch a glimpse of Henry and his four legged friend at 2.13.61 HQ.

Hello Garofalo!

Here’s Henry Rollins and Janeane “Takeaphoto” Garofalo having fun on the red carpet a few months ago. And here’s a paparazzi video of Henry picking Janeane up form the airport. Go to ViewImages (type ‘henry rollins’ in the search box) to see the rest of the pics.

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His Neck Kicks Ass! – 3 x Beavis & Butthead Videos

Celebrating our 50th Post

Yesterday was HelloHenry.com’s 50th post! Who’d a thought there would be so much crazy shit out there? And there’s plenty more to come! I’d just like to take a moment to thank those who have linked to Hello Henry and made the site such a great moderate success! It’s great fun logging in every morning to find your silly comments about our silly posts. Thank yous to: Angela at the awesome Rollins-Archive, Mark at Rollins-News.com, Yorick at Rollins Causes and the fantastic Bruunski Beats Blog!

For today’s post, I’d like to share with you some of the search phrases people type into the Googles that leads them to HelloHenry.com

People looking for links on the Adam Sandler film ‘The Wedding Singer’ have instead landed on our post on Henry Rollins presiding over the marriage of Director Joe Lynch and his partner Brianna.

The Henry Rollins vs Glenn Danzig fight fantasy continues to be popular
‘henry rollins vs danzig’
‘rollins danzig’
‘henry rollins fight’

With 80% of the web dedicated to porn, it’s no surprise that some of that audience have accidentally stumbled upon this site. The phrase ‘ass lover’ has lead them to our post on Henry’s cheeky performance at a gig captured on video.

In the last few days one hopeful lass has been searching for info on Henry’s love life.. you know who you are!
‘henry rollins’ girlfriends 2007′
‘henry rollins girlfriend 2007′
‘henry rollins girlfriend 1995′
‘henry rollins girlfriend’

Henry Rollins on Pancake Mountain

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Pancake Mountain is a crazy kid’s TV show, sort of. Click here to visit the website and scroll down to view a video except from one of his appearances, and here to see the photos.

Liar, John Howard Style.

The Rollins Band song Liar is the soundtrack to many a video uploaded on YouTube highlighting the ineptitude of some politician or another. It’s no surprise that the G.W.Bush loving Prime Minister of Australia, John Howard, has received the YouTube Liar treatment as well. After 11 years in office, today Australian voters go to the polls to boot him out. To mark this glorious occasion we bring you a video tribute to the soon to be former PM of Australia with Liar as the fitting soundtrack: